Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
has been opened
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
It’s the greatest night of that pizza delivery mans life
Just in case people don’t know - that’s Andy. Ellen always dresses him up in ridiculous costumes and gets him to do ridiculous things on her show all the time. Although Andy was probably still super excited.
ACTUALLY THAT’S NOT ANDY, I read an article about the planning for the oscars. And it included how ellen warned a few stars about how she’d go into the audience and talk to them (though they had no clue what would happen exactly). And It also mentioned that she talked to the people in charge of the oscars and she told them that she wanted to have pizza delivered and they wanted to put a security guard in the uniform but she refused saying it had to be a actually delivery guy. And they told her he’d have to go through a background check and she said “Fine, but he can’t have a clue what’s going on, I want him to have no idea that he’s delivering to the academy awards.”
That’s an actually pizza delivery boy